To celebrate the Fourth of July, I went to a Salt Lake Bees baseball game with a bunch of my comedian friends. Here’s a pro tip: If you take your kids to a baseball game, try to not sit near a group of comedians. I’m just saying that when we got there, there was a family with children sitting in front of us and another sitting behind us, and after Andy Gold explained under what circumstances he would and would not hook up with a transsexual, there were no families with children sitting in front of us or behind us.
Now I’m not much of a sports guy, especially not a baseball guy. I went to the game to hang out with friends and to watch the postgame fireworks show. Baseball just happened to be going on in the periphery of my Independence Day celebration. But we had decent seats for the game that I wasn’t interested in, and our tickets cost $17 each. Read more