Recent articles from Greg:
People often see me driving my 2007 Honda Civic, rocking my Old Navy jeans, and talking on my Blackberry Pearl, and they ask me, “Hey, Greg, how did you get so fricking successful?” Great question. I’m so freaking successful because I’m so freaking happy. How happy am I? I’m so happy, I only […]
Last month, I saw something that torqued my brain while I was driving to Cinnabon. Why was I headed to Cinnabon? Great question, Inspector General. I needed a four-pack to realize my lifelong dream of eating several Cinnabon Classic Rolls in my underpants during a movie marathon. The day was lining up nicely for […]
To celebrate the Fourth of July, I went to a Salt Lake Bees baseball game with a bunch of my comedian friends. Here’s a pro tip: If you take your kids to a baseball game, try to not sit near a group of comedians. I’m just saying that when we got there, there was a […]
I was browsing HBR’s Twitter feed, trolling for some blog post inspiration. But what actually happened was simultaneous inspiration and kind of wanting to barf. I found an article called “Zoning Out Can Make You More Productive.” I space out all the time, and apparently, it makes me awesome.
On April Fool’s Day, Tesla Motors pulled a super-lame prank that doesn’t even deserve to be dignified with the term “prank.” They announced the “Tesla Model W” which they said was a watch. But guess what? They’re not really developing a watch. Hilarious, right? The Tesla press release even included this picture of the Model […]
“Live a life worth commenting on.” – Pete Holmes Science fairs suck. They’ve always sucked, and they suck even more now than when we were in school. Because the Internet. No elementary school kids are asking real science questions that they really want real answers to. Kids come home with a list of requirements, […]